BLUEPRINT 3

give it a chance. Jay refers to him several time as the GOD yet there is a rumour out there that he is worshiping the devil. Either way cop it, play it several times n give it a chance. it's actually a good album but yeh nothing compared to what he used to make.

Craving new EA SPORTS GAMEs

Oh god i cant wait till fifa and nhl come out
this is actually going to change my life

Robot sampling blood?

the Bloodbot is designed to probe your arm for the presence of a vein, stick you with the needle, puncture the vein, and then stop short of rupture. Why would I trust a robot to take blood out of me....ridonkulous

Jay-z new commercial

Checkered shirts have made a comeback

It appears to me that checkered shirts have made their comeback. My grandma is going to be happy, she's going to be able to make a shitload of those for me with all her 1945s tablecloths!!!! I actually really like them, specially the ones that are heavy cotton, they keep you warm. Just seems like everyones wearing them, if you dont have one get one. B Cool

Cudi's two new songs

Dreadlocks GONE!

After 7 yrs of growing out my hair, i came to a turning point in my life where I realized that I had to let go. Some of you have never known me without dreadlocks, some of you knew me when i was a kid and I had this kinda of cut. It was time, and it is done. August 25th, 2009 R.I.P.

David Guetta ft Will I am

Xbox Lost

In the video gaming world there is only one winner...PS3...proof? This:



Talking about a ROLLBACK...this is the elite system being sold at $299, video gaming war has ended. All hail Playstation

Astroboy...really?

It has occured to me lately that movie producers are running low on ideas or simply want to make movies for the fuck of it. This is the story of a young boy that grows up in space with some sort of superpowers. This kid is the protector of humanity *puke* yah this shit fucking sucks. Really? It's ALL IN 3D too? YIPEE. FUCK. THAT. Waste of my time, waste of your time, waste of my time sitting in the theater waiting for the movie that i actually wanted to see to come up watching this dumbfuck trailer. On top of that, this astro kid has an elvis hairdoo....shit.

Here's the link: http://www.astroboy-themovie.com/

Wale is on the comeup

Model Adrianne Curry

I just became a fan of Adrianne Curry apparently winner of America's Next top Model. Cool.

Sent a email as a joke to this guy selling a submarine...he actually responded

From me to the guy:

Hello,

My name is Germain and i've just ran across your advertisement for the S-101. First of all i would like to ask you a couple of questions:

1) What is the max speed i could reach in the indian ocean during November.

2) Are there are any risks involved with sharks? As in can they bite my hull off?

3) I'm a fan of submarine racing, i don't know if you've ever heard of it but i usually fly to Japan to participate in numerous events

4) Is there possibility for a mini submarine attachment in the back in case i crash into the abyss??

I appreciate your quick response and thanks in advance.

regards,

Germain
--
President
Submarine Club of Houston, TX
77089-231332


Response from him:

Germain:

S-101 is capable of a max speed of 9 knots on the surface, 4.5 knots underwater. It can handle heavy seas but is still is a relatively small vessel and not a pleasure to be running on the surface when it's rough.

Sharks present absolutely no risks to a submarine with 1/2" steel hull.

I follow the human powered submarine races a little.

S-101 is too small to have it's own mini-sub--although our larger subs can easily accommodate a mini-sub.

Good luck with your club.

Best regards,

Ellis

Ellis C. Adams
U.S. Submarines, Inc

Lupe and gorillaz

Edward Maya - Stereo love

David Guetta feat. Chris Willis - Gettin Over

Blackberry > Iphone

I've been looking around for a cell phone. After extensively researching the ample amount of options on the market I've ended up with two titans Blackberry and Iphones. We all know how I feel about Apple. That kind of resolved the problem. For one touch screen gets really annoying when you type text messages. If your screen gets damaged your pretty much doomed. Not to mention the fact that battery life is not even nearly as long lasting as blackberry. The curve 8520 is a beauty. Full QERTY lightweight and compact, this phone offers everything I need.

Twitter sucks. Just saw this on urbandictionary.com

Ghost Tweeter
August 6 567 up, 2945 down

1.The act of helping a friend fine tune their twitter updates. Either to make them funnier or more concise.

2. Knowingly coming up with tweets for a friend or colleague.

3. Tweeting for a company or entity under the guise of being them.

4. Tweeting as a celebrity without their knowledge.
"Wow, Jane's last tweet was hilarious. she must have a funny ghost tweeter."

or

"That's not really Ashton Kutcher on twitter. That is a ghost tweeter."



Um update to every fucking loser that "twitters". Nobody gives a damn if your scratching your balls at the dinner table. And wtf..ghost tweeter..are you kidding me?! I pucked on myself when I saw this term was added on urbandictionary. Twitter sucks "." Old poeple twitter because no one gives a fuck about 'em

Anderson Silva is the best MMA fighter in the world

Hours after the most electrifying domination in a career filled with them, deep in a back hallway of the Wachovia Center, Anderson Silva was waiting for Dana White. Silva is the UFC’s middleweight (185-pound) champion but Saturday he boldly moved up 20 pounds and in a jaw-dropping exhibition, brutalized Forrest Griffin, who just nine months ago was the light heavyweight (205) title holder.

Silva knocked Griffin down twice, offered a hand to help him up once and then promptly floored him again for good at 3:23 of the first round of UFC 101. Most remarkably, he did it with a punch he threw while backpedaling.

It was a complete annihilation. Griffin failed to land a single punch and when he came to his senses, he sprung up and ran from the octagon, trying to push through a doctor’s examination.

“He might be in Georgia by now, he ran out and I haven’t seen him since,” White, the UFC president, joked.

That Silva could move up a weight class and not just win, but destroy with power, was a game-changing and perhaps UFC-altering moment. That’s what Silva and his manager, Ed Soares, wanted to discuss with White.


pre-match: http://www.comcast.net/video/UFC-101-SilvaGriffin-Exclusive/1198298016/fanBoxing/newest/


http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/ufcppv/101;_ylt=Aoyjsr7xA_qwMMxCK0t6pgg5nYcB

Google and Apple had an informal agreement not to poach each other's employees.

Sources close to the matter have told TechCrunch that Google and Apple had an informal agreement not to poach each other's employees. Apparently, Google's recruitment division knew and adhered to not actively seeking Apple employees to hire them away, and vice-versa with Apple's recruiters. That's not to say someone who voluntarily submitted a resume would be turned away, but as one published email notes, cold calls were against policy. An agreement to not poach each other's workers, even if not codified, is part of the reason the government has launched antitrust investigations, as it can be considered an obstruction to healthy market competition. It's believed this deal came about as a byproduct of Google CEO Eric Schmidt also being an Apple board member at the time.

See i've always said this. I'd work for apple but i would never be an apple customer. The company is genius, they have one of the most amazing marketing plans in the world. I've always respected their business vision but I just hate the poeple that buy apple products. [Rant ended]

Ferrari F430 Scuderia Concept car

I've often debated if let's say one day..hypothetically I was to be a multi-millionaire I would ever spend an extravagant amount of money on a 4 wheel vehicle that takes me to places around the city. Well when I saw this model I made up my mind. Ladies...this is the reason why all men should stay single and loyal to only one thing his car. Because when your single you got lots of dough and you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want. So Alleluia strap your racing seat belts, i'm hitting the clubs with this thing.

The air-charged SHOOTING NET GUN is a state-of-the-art police or Security guard equipment with air as the driving power for shooting

Shooting Net Gun Features and Benefits:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

For Your Home:

Keep this Shooting Net Gun in your home for the protection of your family. Now you can sleep peacefully knowing that you have a method to capture burglers or any other intruders without involving a power-based firearm.

For Your Car:
Keep this Shooting Net Gun in your car for the emergency use to protect yourself in the case of an unexpected breakdown late-at-night.

For the Outdoors:
Take this Shooting Net Gun with you when you go for outdoor activities like bike riding, camping or hiking to help protect you against wild animals and other "would be" predators..




Catch a mothafucka on the move:



ROB & BIG NETGUN ACTION:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfa_Di26HM4

Great Literature: Theodore Rasbury's "Things Better Than Boobs"

If you have a hankering to appear cultured yet want to let visitors and family alike know of your passion for breasts, you can pick up a copy of Theodore Rasbury's "Things Better Than Boobs," a book that clocks in at 100 pages of pure, white paper and no content whatsoever.

Get it? There are no things better than boobs. Chuck Norris may, in fact, have been better than boobs at one point in his career, though it's hard to gauge the criteria for such a claim most poeple would endlessly debate this at 3 am in the morning at some random trashy bar in montrose....High-five! KILL YOURSELF

I always complained guitar hero was pointless b/c it never taught you to play actual guitar...well...

You've heard that saying "so close, yet so far away," right? This, folks, is why that very quote exists. The obviously brilliant team over at OpenChord has designed a system that enables an honest-to-goodness guitar to sync up with Nintendo's Wii in order to play Guitar Hero. You simply plug the Wiimote into the axe and use the bona fide strings and frets in place of those plastic buttons you're so used to using. The only problem? Guitar Hero wasn't designed for use with six strings and 22 to 24 frets, and man, does it show. Hop on past the break to have a listen, and yes, your dreams of actually taking advantage of this will be shattered. Bet on it.

Do us all a favor pick up your actual guitar and spare the wii you'll never get yourself up on youtube beating expert with your eyes covered...and if you do...take your guitar and stick it up your ass.

This thing makes pancakes for me....24/7

Remember the last time you made pancakes? No? Well, let us remind you: it ended in sadness and confusion because you simply couldn't crank out the insane volume of pancakes you wanted / needed. Well, the ChefStack is here to help. It's a giant, automated machine with internal rollers, and its entire purpose is to do nothing but make pancakes (roughly 200 per hour). Using pre-filled bags of batter, this dude does all the work while you site by, and apparently it's also a breeze to clean too, though we find that a bit hard to believe. Now -- do you need a machine that makes nothing but pancakes? Are the pancakes any good? Hard to say -- but this device, which seems to be targeted at restaurants, will run you about $3,500 if you really want to get your hands on one.

David Rush ft Kevin Rudolf & Pitbul- Shooting Star LMFAO Remix ( DJ SPINKING)

Paul Frank 4TH DIMENSIONAL

Possibly my favorite brand of eyewear Paul Frank Sunglasses truly push the envelope as far as style, creativity and down right funkiness are concerned. Paul Frank was inspired by the creative minds of Andy Warhol, Elvis Costello, and Charles Eames...all who had definitive looks created from their relationship with eyewear. These are definitely must wears and are on my list of next sunglasses.

I'm In Miami bitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysJyFAHwVP8

Akon and David Guetta

Poker Face

Finally we get to play poker all together. Alan, Osman, Lucas, Nick, Lolo, and Me. First couple of hands weren't so good for me. Alan got out, then it was nick, lolo, then i somehow got out osman and it was heads up me and lucas. Had alot more chips then him so what had to happen happened and i won 40$! Lucas still doubled up his money. Then we started playing one hand poker were u are dealt a hand and you cant do anything about it its dealt. We played liek 5 rounds of 1$ laurent one twice and lucas once. I didn't win shit for that. It was a fun chill night with the boys. these are pics from the night before at bronx bar:

Houston - Bronx Bar

I would like to start off by saying that yesterday i was able to work out for the first time in a month. Feels great but wow i was lacking some serious strenght. After that i went to barnes and nobles and read some comics (yah im a dork) and then headed to lucas house where we just chilled for a while. Then i call jess for her bday and she tells me shes going to bronx bar so we join. Me and lucas basically knew no one so it was kind of awkward at first. We decided to start sociallizing and it ended up being alot of fun apart from the end. But i won't be talking about that on this blog.

Public apology: - I've said sorry 4 times, but just wanted to let you know i didn't mean to hurt you so hope you forgive me. -

Crans MONTANA!!!! Reggae festival

Today we decided to go out and see the real switzerland, the villages, the mountains, the beautiful landscapes. Hoped on a train with rick and john and headed out south west of switzerland in crans montana one of the most expensive cities of geneva where all the celebrities go. It took 2 hours in train to get there, and once we got there we headed to michaels apartment to eat with him and brechtje, It was a chill meal with a beautiful landscape of the toblerone mountains. We had a walk in the afternoon around the city and came back down with the mountain telescope lift. Once in geneva, we headed to a reggae festival had a couple of drinks and enjoyed the night. Pictures will be up soon!

Of the moment

Ended up in France, walked back to Geneva at 3 am

So most of you have probably read my status on facebook but this is what happened for the records:

Had a night in town in geneva with gian rick pauline jonno and a couple of other poeple. Everything is cool we get a 5 liter colonne of beer and chill out. Then we decide to get a bus back, the thing is we take the wrong bus at the train station at 1 am. We end up goofin around in the bus instead of paying attention to the landscape, and we are kind of tipsy so we are bound to fuck up. At one point i realise that the bus ride to our place is way to long and im like dude we are in france. Then we see the border patrol and get out while a guard comes in the bus it looked so sketchy. We go through a tunnel to france, and its really sketch then we both need to piss so we piss by the side of the highway. From there on it was all based on instinct, we ran on a highway since there was no sidewalk most dangerous thing i've ever done. We walked around for ages until we finally found a way to go towards geneva. We then kind of got lucky and recognized a couple of roads and found our way back home. I mean it was definitely the craziest adventure ever and it had to happen with jonno!! naturally. 

Geneva Part II

I've come to realise something big with jonno today...Geneva isn't that tight. It's f*&%*(* expensive, the poeple are snob, and the city is small. The only thing that is cool is that public transpo is well designed and usually free until some asshole controller comes in to ask you where your tickets @. Anywho, last night we had a good time at giancarlos future apartment enjoying a few beers and chillaxin on the couches. Today we are going to go eat fondue with jonnos parents, and then going to a bar to enjoy a 5 liter colonne, according to floriant it might be 10 but i mean thats if the boy pitches in some $$ shit. Another thing that happened last night is giancarlos shotguning a 1664 33 cl it blasted in his face which was funny. He did it though so Respek to my man. Illustrations in a bit.

Geneva, Swizterland!

Left Den Haag yesterday at 9 am but hadnt booked a 2nd class ticket so had to go to brussels and spend a day there then to get to geneva at 11.30 pm. We went straight away to get some beers with ricky and john. Then went to bed. Today we woke up ate some pasta for breakfast then headed out and visited all of geneva, pics will be up tommorrow. tonight met up with some friends and i can honestly say i met one of the most beautiful girls ive ever met. anyways had a drunken night drank alot and had a shitload of good times, will give an update tommorrow with pics

Surrprise = AMSTERDAM!!

This whole week Michiel and Yvonne had kept a surprise from me. I had no idea what it was which really annoyed me but at the same time kept me pumped up for today. Turns out they brought me to Amsterdam at robbies bar then and on top of that, got me a grand tour on a boat of the whole city by a friend that owned a cool boat which he named: Deputamadre! Pretty darn cool. We went everywhere including the Red Light District which was even more intense then i expected. There were families walking around there showing their kids prostitutes quite a bizzare sight. There was even an alley which had the "fetish"section with big black ladies and all sorts of weird stuff. Anyways i oto see what amsterdam was all about, and it is an amazing city. We then had dinner at some cool chill lil bar/restaurant. From the boat we were able to cruise around different canals and really see the poeple that lived there. Amsterdam is definitely on my top 10!! Scroll down for more pics!!!

Surrrprise = AMSTERDAM!

Blue Lagoon

Today I had a haring sandwich. Maybe its spelled "hering"but either way its raw fish in a hot dog bun, that's what poeple eat in holland. It looks repulsive but it was actually enjoyable. Also had mussels on the side, quite a combo. After that we had a couple of drinks at the blue lagoon restaurant where michiel works. Then around closing time, so 10.30 random poeple showed up and met quite a few poeple. Chilled with them had more drinks and by 1 i was home because tommorrow there is a "surprise" in store for me so i am quite excited. It was a chill night by the beach enjoying beers n socializing!

Ps: Had a crush on his this half black girl that works there, she chilled with us but that was the ONLY person i didn't talk to...typical..tskk i'm an idiot

Groningen Last night

Went out to a bar called Oceans to get a few drinks to start the night off then went to the only big club in groningen called the Palace. Very nice setup, 1euro beers, we def drank alot of those and hit the dance floor most of the night with maarten michiel and this guys bday alex. Left the club around 4am pretty much drunk and was doing michael jackson moves to random poeple in the street. Then went to get some kebab, maarten pussied out bc he had to wake up at 10 but later admitted to regretting it. Met some random girls that kept on making weird noises they later explained they were making fun of their friend and started talking to us. Had a talk with the owner about small businesses in a recession lool then left and passed out at michiels.

Party Hardy in Groningen

Last night I got to meet the guys from michiels fraternity, huge fooks. Pieter was definitely the biggest one and he kept on calling me yankee the whole night, he also kept on commenting everytime i thought something was weird that it was queer. lol. By the end of the night he was drunk as hell and kept on trying to pick fights with random poeple. There was a festival going on where basically the lowest class of poeple in holland came to see. It was really bizarre and the music was outrageous. Due to this festival all the clubs played that music the whole night. Got to meet some pretty cool poeple though including a girl with oral herpes on her lip which i thought was a cold sore...LOL. We got home around 4.30 am, drank like 10 beers and michiel probably had 30 lol no joke. Today played squash with maarten and we are going out tonight after cooking our fajitas!