Dreadlocks GONE!

After 7 yrs of growing out my hair, i came to a turning point in my life where I realized that I had to let go. Some of you have never known me without dreadlocks, some of you knew me when i was a kid and I had this kinda of cut. It was time, and it is done. August 25th, 2009 R.I.P.

David Guetta ft Will I am

Xbox Lost

In the video gaming world there is only one winner...PS3...proof? This:



Talking about a ROLLBACK...this is the elite system being sold at $299, video gaming war has ended. All hail Playstation

Astroboy...really?

It has occured to me lately that movie producers are running low on ideas or simply want to make movies for the fuck of it. This is the story of a young boy that grows up in space with some sort of superpowers. This kid is the protector of humanity *puke* yah this shit fucking sucks. Really? It's ALL IN 3D too? YIPEE. FUCK. THAT. Waste of my time, waste of your time, waste of my time sitting in the theater waiting for the movie that i actually wanted to see to come up watching this dumbfuck trailer. On top of that, this astro kid has an elvis hairdoo....shit.

Here's the link: http://www.astroboy-themovie.com/

Wale is on the comeup

Model Adrianne Curry

I just became a fan of Adrianne Curry apparently winner of America's Next top Model. Cool.

Sent a email as a joke to this guy selling a submarine...he actually responded

From me to the guy:

Hello,

My name is Germain and i've just ran across your advertisement for the S-101. First of all i would like to ask you a couple of questions:

1) What is the max speed i could reach in the indian ocean during November.

2) Are there are any risks involved with sharks? As in can they bite my hull off?

3) I'm a fan of submarine racing, i don't know if you've ever heard of it but i usually fly to Japan to participate in numerous events

4) Is there possibility for a mini submarine attachment in the back in case i crash into the abyss??

I appreciate your quick response and thanks in advance.

regards,

Germain
--
President
Submarine Club of Houston, TX
77089-231332


Response from him:

Germain:

S-101 is capable of a max speed of 9 knots on the surface, 4.5 knots underwater. It can handle heavy seas but is still is a relatively small vessel and not a pleasure to be running on the surface when it's rough.

Sharks present absolutely no risks to a submarine with 1/2" steel hull.

I follow the human powered submarine races a little.

S-101 is too small to have it's own mini-sub--although our larger subs can easily accommodate a mini-sub.

Good luck with your club.

Best regards,

Ellis

Ellis C. Adams
U.S. Submarines, Inc

Lupe and gorillaz

Edward Maya - Stereo love

David Guetta feat. Chris Willis - Gettin Over

Blackberry > Iphone

I've been looking around for a cell phone. After extensively researching the ample amount of options on the market I've ended up with two titans Blackberry and Iphones. We all know how I feel about Apple. That kind of resolved the problem. For one touch screen gets really annoying when you type text messages. If your screen gets damaged your pretty much doomed. Not to mention the fact that battery life is not even nearly as long lasting as blackberry. The curve 8520 is a beauty. Full QERTY lightweight and compact, this phone offers everything I need.

Twitter sucks. Just saw this on urbandictionary.com

Ghost Tweeter
August 6 567 up, 2945 down

1.The act of helping a friend fine tune their twitter updates. Either to make them funnier or more concise.

2. Knowingly coming up with tweets for a friend or colleague.

3. Tweeting for a company or entity under the guise of being them.

4. Tweeting as a celebrity without their knowledge.
"Wow, Jane's last tweet was hilarious. she must have a funny ghost tweeter."

or

"That's not really Ashton Kutcher on twitter. That is a ghost tweeter."



Um update to every fucking loser that "twitters". Nobody gives a damn if your scratching your balls at the dinner table. And wtf..ghost tweeter..are you kidding me?! I pucked on myself when I saw this term was added on urbandictionary. Twitter sucks "." Old poeple twitter because no one gives a fuck about 'em

Anderson Silva is the best MMA fighter in the world

Hours after the most electrifying domination in a career filled with them, deep in a back hallway of the Wachovia Center, Anderson Silva was waiting for Dana White. Silva is the UFC’s middleweight (185-pound) champion but Saturday he boldly moved up 20 pounds and in a jaw-dropping exhibition, brutalized Forrest Griffin, who just nine months ago was the light heavyweight (205) title holder.

Silva knocked Griffin down twice, offered a hand to help him up once and then promptly floored him again for good at 3:23 of the first round of UFC 101. Most remarkably, he did it with a punch he threw while backpedaling.

It was a complete annihilation. Griffin failed to land a single punch and when he came to his senses, he sprung up and ran from the octagon, trying to push through a doctor’s examination.

“He might be in Georgia by now, he ran out and I haven’t seen him since,” White, the UFC president, joked.

That Silva could move up a weight class and not just win, but destroy with power, was a game-changing and perhaps UFC-altering moment. That’s what Silva and his manager, Ed Soares, wanted to discuss with White.


pre-match: http://www.comcast.net/video/UFC-101-SilvaGriffin-Exclusive/1198298016/fanBoxing/newest/


http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/ufcppv/101;_ylt=Aoyjsr7xA_qwMMxCK0t6pgg5nYcB

Google and Apple had an informal agreement not to poach each other's employees.

Sources close to the matter have told TechCrunch that Google and Apple had an informal agreement not to poach each other's employees. Apparently, Google's recruitment division knew and adhered to not actively seeking Apple employees to hire them away, and vice-versa with Apple's recruiters. That's not to say someone who voluntarily submitted a resume would be turned away, but as one published email notes, cold calls were against policy. An agreement to not poach each other's workers, even if not codified, is part of the reason the government has launched antitrust investigations, as it can be considered an obstruction to healthy market competition. It's believed this deal came about as a byproduct of Google CEO Eric Schmidt also being an Apple board member at the time.

See i've always said this. I'd work for apple but i would never be an apple customer. The company is genius, they have one of the most amazing marketing plans in the world. I've always respected their business vision but I just hate the poeple that buy apple products. [Rant ended]

Ferrari F430 Scuderia Concept car

I've often debated if let's say one day..hypothetically I was to be a multi-millionaire I would ever spend an extravagant amount of money on a 4 wheel vehicle that takes me to places around the city. Well when I saw this model I made up my mind. Ladies...this is the reason why all men should stay single and loyal to only one thing his car. Because when your single you got lots of dough and you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want. So Alleluia strap your racing seat belts, i'm hitting the clubs with this thing.

The air-charged SHOOTING NET GUN is a state-of-the-art police or Security guard equipment with air as the driving power for shooting

Shooting Net Gun Features and Benefits:
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For Your Home:

Keep this Shooting Net Gun in your home for the protection of your family. Now you can sleep peacefully knowing that you have a method to capture burglers or any other intruders without involving a power-based firearm.

For Your Car:
Keep this Shooting Net Gun in your car for the emergency use to protect yourself in the case of an unexpected breakdown late-at-night.

For the Outdoors:
Take this Shooting Net Gun with you when you go for outdoor activities like bike riding, camping or hiking to help protect you against wild animals and other "would be" predators..




Catch a mothafucka on the move:



ROB & BIG NETGUN ACTION:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfa_Di26HM4

Great Literature: Theodore Rasbury's "Things Better Than Boobs"

If you have a hankering to appear cultured yet want to let visitors and family alike know of your passion for breasts, you can pick up a copy of Theodore Rasbury's "Things Better Than Boobs," a book that clocks in at 100 pages of pure, white paper and no content whatsoever.

Get it? There are no things better than boobs. Chuck Norris may, in fact, have been better than boobs at one point in his career, though it's hard to gauge the criteria for such a claim most poeple would endlessly debate this at 3 am in the morning at some random trashy bar in montrose....High-five! KILL YOURSELF

I always complained guitar hero was pointless b/c it never taught you to play actual guitar...well...

You've heard that saying "so close, yet so far away," right? This, folks, is why that very quote exists. The obviously brilliant team over at OpenChord has designed a system that enables an honest-to-goodness guitar to sync up with Nintendo's Wii in order to play Guitar Hero. You simply plug the Wiimote into the axe and use the bona fide strings and frets in place of those plastic buttons you're so used to using. The only problem? Guitar Hero wasn't designed for use with six strings and 22 to 24 frets, and man, does it show. Hop on past the break to have a listen, and yes, your dreams of actually taking advantage of this will be shattered. Bet on it.

Do us all a favor pick up your actual guitar and spare the wii you'll never get yourself up on youtube beating expert with your eyes covered...and if you do...take your guitar and stick it up your ass.

This thing makes pancakes for me....24/7

Remember the last time you made pancakes? No? Well, let us remind you: it ended in sadness and confusion because you simply couldn't crank out the insane volume of pancakes you wanted / needed. Well, the ChefStack is here to help. It's a giant, automated machine with internal rollers, and its entire purpose is to do nothing but make pancakes (roughly 200 per hour). Using pre-filled bags of batter, this dude does all the work while you site by, and apparently it's also a breeze to clean too, though we find that a bit hard to believe. Now -- do you need a machine that makes nothing but pancakes? Are the pancakes any good? Hard to say -- but this device, which seems to be targeted at restaurants, will run you about $3,500 if you really want to get your hands on one.

David Rush ft Kevin Rudolf & Pitbul- Shooting Star LMFAO Remix ( DJ SPINKING)

Paul Frank 4TH DIMENSIONAL

Possibly my favorite brand of eyewear Paul Frank Sunglasses truly push the envelope as far as style, creativity and down right funkiness are concerned. Paul Frank was inspired by the creative minds of Andy Warhol, Elvis Costello, and Charles Eames...all who had definitive looks created from their relationship with eyewear. These are definitely must wears and are on my list of next sunglasses.

I'm In Miami bitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysJyFAHwVP8