Great Literature: Theodore Rasbury's "Things Better Than Boobs"

If you have a hankering to appear cultured yet want to let visitors and family alike know of your passion for breasts, you can pick up a copy of Theodore Rasbury's "Things Better Than Boobs," a book that clocks in at 100 pages of pure, white paper and no content whatsoever.

Get it? There are no things better than boobs. Chuck Norris may, in fact, have been better than boobs at one point in his career, though it's hard to gauge the criteria for such a claim most poeple would endlessly debate this at 3 am in the morning at some random trashy bar in montrose....High-five! KILL YOURSELF